Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

Why should I let the toad work Squat on my life? Can't I use my wit as a pitchfork and drive the brute off?

Philip Larkin

Delicate humor is the crowning virtue of the saints.

Evelyn Underhill

Thug: Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.

Jack Benny

We start our sometimes tedious, sometimes exciting, often times sad and stressful march to the grave the moment we're born, so it might as well be a march worth remembering.

Donna Lynn Hope

The best beauty advice I ever received is to keep skin hydrated and limit harsh exposure to the sun. If you are set on the tanned look, there are plenty of great creams that will give you a healthy-looking glow.

Erica Durance

Death gives meaning to our lives. It gives importance and value to time. Time would become meaningless if there were too much of it.

Ray Kurzweil

In the old dramas it was love that had to be sacrificed to painful duty. In the modern instance the sacrifice is at the shrine of what William James called the Bitch Goddess, Success. Love is to be abandoned for the stern pursuit of newspaper notoriety and dollars.

Aldous Huxley

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past.

Charles J. Givens

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can't be cured.

Anton Chekhov

When danger approaches, sing to it.

Arabic Proverb

One who limits himself to his chosen mode of ignorance.

Elbert Hubbard

There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.

Lee Iacocca