Quote by Steven Wright

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? Idon't get it...

Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?

Summary

This quote humorously remarks on the puzzling nature of the "permanent press" setting on irons. The speaker expresses their confusion about why such a setting exists since traditionally, clothes that require pressing are made from non-permanent materials. The quote highlights the irony of attempting to make something "permanent" that is inherently temporary, highlighting a comical observation about the practicality of this particular iron setting.

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By Steven Wright

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