Quote by Steven Wright

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it...

Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?

Summary

This quote alludes to the irony observed in the setting on irons called "permanent press." The author is expressing confusion about its relevance. The term "permanent press" typically refers to a fabric treatment that reduces wrinkling, allowing the clothing to remain relatively crease-free after washing and drying. However, the speaker finds it paradoxical that an iron, which is primarily used to remove wrinkles, has a setting that seemingly contradicts its purpose. The quote points out an amusing incongruity between the function of the iron and the labeling of one of its settings.

By Steven Wright

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