Every day confirms my opinion on the superiority of a vicious life -- and if Virtue is not its own reward I don't know any other stipend annexed to it.

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

Norman Cousins

What is originality? Undetected plagiarism.

W. R. [William Ralph] Inge

I have an abacus at home.

Conan O'Brien

“The church that is man-managed instead of God-governed is doomed to failure. A ministry that is college-trained but not Spirit-filled works no miracles.”

Leonard Ravenhill

The further a mathematical theory is developed, the more harmoniously and uniformly does its construction proceed, and unsuspected relations are disclosed between hitherto separated branches of the science.

David Hilbert

A well begun is half ended.

Plato

A mind enclosed in language is in prison.

Simone Weil, Human Personality 1

Un croquis vaut mieux qu???un long discours.Fr., A sketch is better than a long speech.

Friedrich Nietzsche

As the end of the century approaches, all our culture is like the culture of flies at the beginning of winter. Having lost their agility, dreamy and demented, they turn slowly about the window in the first icy mists of morning. They give themselves a last wash and brush-up, their oscillated eyes roll, and they fall down the curtains.

Jean Baudrillard

Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.

George Moore

I have a trophy case that contains all the action figures ever made of me. It also has items I've stolen from my movies, like three guns and holsters from 'Serenity'.

Nathan Fillion

I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...

Steven Wright