Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on

Summary

This quote by Mitch Hedberg suggests that the speaker's actions are influenced by the idea that there are always others engaging in the same activities. The act of shaving becomes a shared experience, prompting the speaker to join in. It humorously highlights the tendency to seek commonality and participate in everyday routines that others might also be engaged in.

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By Mitch Hedberg

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