Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, 'You're fired!'

To keep the record straight, it wasn't always John and Yoko. We've all accused one another of various business things we tend to be pretty paranoid by now, as you can imagine. There's a lot of money involved.

Paul McCartney

It's the contemporary woman that movies don't know what to do with, other than bathe her in a bridal glow in romantic comedies where both the romance and the comedy are artificial sweeteners.

James Wolcott

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

Erma Bombeck

There are no foolish questions and no one becomes a fool until they have stopped asking questions.

Source Unknown

I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed.

Robert H. Schuller

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

Robert A. Heinlein

Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age.

Jennifer Aniston

A lot of people have great hope, and a lot of people who have great hope live. And, some of them who have great hope die. So it's not that hope is going to save you.

Elizabeth Edwards

Faith lives in honest doubt.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

The best argument I know for an immortal life is the existence of a man who deserves one.

William James

Land really is the best art.

Andy Warhol

The gross heathenism of civilization has generally destroyed nature, and poetry, and all that is spiritual.

John Muir