Quote by Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In tha

Summary

This quote pokes fun at the concept of skepticism and the question of reality. By suggesting the possibility that everything is an illusion and nothing truly exists, the quote humorously highlights the irrational nature of such thoughts. The remark about overpaying for a carpet adds a lighthearted touch, implying that if reality is an illusion, then one's perception and judgments may also be uncertain. It serves as a witty reminder to approach philosophical ideas with a pinch of skepticism, as reality cannot always be undermined or dismissed.

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By Woody Allen

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