Quote by Mark Twain, 70th birthday speech

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep and never to refrain when awake.

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation

Summary

This quote by Mark Twain showcases a clever play on the idea of moderation. Twain says he is not interested in moderation for himself but sets a contrasting example for others. He humorously states that he never smokes when asleep, since it is generally impossible, and never refrains from smoking when awake, implying that he indulges without restraint. This quote highlights Twain's wit and individuality while also illuminating the subjective nature of personal rules and principles.

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By Mark Twain, 70th birthday speech

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