Quote by John Green

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.


As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1

Summary

This quote humorously presents two basic rules for kissing. The first rule advises against biting without consent, emphasizing the importance of respecting boundaries and obtaining permission. The second rule compares the human tongue to strong wasabi, highlighting its intensity and suggesting that it should be used in moderation. Ultimately, this quote implies that sensitivity, communication, and understanding are vital aspects of a successful and enjoyable kissing experience.

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By John Green
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