As far as informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, full-length wizard's robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Rodney Dangerfield

Books are divided into two classes, the books of the hour and the books of all time.

John Ruskin

He is beginning to master wisdom when he tries to learn how not to try.

Paul Brunton

In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without passport whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.

Herman Melville

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

Aristotle

America is another name for opportunity.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.

Ronald Reagan

'Immortals' is all action. I love action movies. That's really where I want to spearhead my career.

Kellan Lutz

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Mark Twain

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

Steven Wright

The greatest remedy for anger is delay.

Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

The best training any parent can give a child is to train the child to train himself.

A. P. Gouthey