She was so fat that when she got on the scale a card came out saying one at a time.

Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker.

George Eliot

Exactness and neatness in moderation is a virtue, but carried to extremes narrows the mind.

Francois Fenelon

You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Because management deals mostly with the status quo and leadership deals mostly with change, in the next century we are going to have to try to become much more skilled at creating leaders.

John P. Kotter

During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good hugs and bad hugs.

Florence King

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

Samuel Johnson

Wisdom is like electricity. There is no permanently wise man, but men capable of wisdom, who, being put into certain company, or other favorable conditions, become wise for a short time, as glasses rubbed acquire electric power for a while.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, Clubs, Soci

The reason many people in our society are miserable, sick, and highly stressed is because of an unhealthy attachment to things they have no control over.

Steve Maraboli

Favor comes because for a brief moment in the great space of human change and progress some general human purpose finds in him a satisfactory embodiment.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

I don't do the whole, 'Put my name on it, make me famous' thing.

T-Pain

The free market economy is supposed to be the only path leading to the happiness of humanity by promoting wealth and prosperity, power and influence of nations.

Omar Bongo

If you don't do anything, you simply end up overwhelmed by something happening.

Matsuri Hino