She was so fat that when she got on the scale a card came out saying one at a time.

The young specialist in English Lit, ... lectured me severely on the fact that in every century people have thought they understood the Universe at last, and in every century they were proved to be wrong. It follows that the one thing we can say about our modern 'knowledge' is that it is wrong.... My answer to him was

Isaac Asimov

Fatigue is the best pillow

Benjamin Franklin

Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they throw bricks at meIm a pretty good shot myself and I usually throw em back at em.

Harry S Truman

Demi persahabatan! Demi kebaikan hati! Demi sepuluh Galleon per helai rambut-!

J.K. Rowling

You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?'REVELATIONS, CHAPTER SIX.

Neil Gaiman

What torments of grief you endured, from evils that never arrived

Ralph Waldo Emerson

He first deceased; she for a little tried to live without him, liked it not, and died.

Sir Henry Wotton

I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.

Jarod Kintz

Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.

Alfred North Whitehead

The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.

Finley Peter Dunne

I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being--forgive me--rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.

J.K. Rowling

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.

Larry David