She was so fat that after she sat on someone's lap we had to look for him in the crack of her ass.

The senses deceive from time to time, and it is prudent never to trust wholly those who have deceived us even once.

Rene Descartes

We discussed politics, but we also talked about the importance of hard work, personal responsibility, living within your means, keeping your word. Those lessons stay with you throughout your life.

Bob Ehrlich

I always respect a woman.

Enrique Iglesias

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

Mark Twain

I don't pretend to understand the Universe -- it's a great deal bigger than I am.

Thomas Carlyle

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

Eddie Izzard

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.

Lou Holtz

Is it treason to say the truth? A bitter truth, but no less true for that.

George R. R. Martin

All of the significant battles are waged within the self.

Sheldon Kopp

Whoever knows it also knows that in love there is no More and no Less but that he who loves can only love with the whole heart, and with the whole soul with all his strength and with all his will.

Max Muller

Today, the notion of progress in a single line without goal or limit seems perhaps the most parochial notion of a very parochial century.

Lewis Mumford

Communication is the key, and it's one thing I had to learn-to talk to the actors. I was so involved with the visual and technical aspects that I would forget about the actors.

Steve Buscemi