My favorite animal is steak.

There is nothing permanent except change.

Heraclitus

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.

Terry Pratchett

Stars and shadows ain't good to see by.

Mark Twain

I think you just assume that your memory is just sort of a video playback of your experience, but it's nothing like that at all. It's a complete refabrication of an event and a lot of it is made up, because you're filling in spaces.

Charlie Kaufman

Write on my gravestone: Infidel, Traitor.--infidel to every church that compromises with wrong; traitor to every government that oppresses the people.

Wendell Phillips

The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall.

Vince Lombardi Jr.

No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

Abraham Lincoln

When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

Oscar Wilde

What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.

P. J. O'Rourke

No man ever was glorious, who was not laborious.

Benjamin Franklin

Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality.

Frank Herbert

Care should be taken that the punishment does not exceed the guilt; and also that some men do not suffer for offenses for which others are not even indicted.Cavendum est ne major poena quam culpa sit; et ne issdem de causis alii plectantur,alii ne appellentur quidem.

Marcus Tullius Cicero, De offici