I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.

The thing I love is that my home life hasn't changed. I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.

Taylor Lautner

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail.

Luciano Pavarotti

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.

Bill Bryson

Well, I suppose I won't see you for a while. So farewell, good luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat ear wax, and look on the bright side of life!

Christopher Paolini

Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers depends upon their own initiative. Whatever is done under the guise of philanthropy or social morality which in any way lessens initiative is the greatest crime that can be committed against the toilers. Let social busy-bodies and professional public morals experts in their fads reflect upon the perils they rashly invite under this pretense of social welfare.

Samuel Gompers

No one knows when they are well off.

Punch

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone.

H. L. Mencken

Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality and the fact of death.

Alexander Chase

There is an interest in that which is hidden and which the visible does not show us.

Rene Magritte

There's always hope. You can lose everything else in the world, but Jews never lose hope.

Jonathan Sacks

I like to eat yogurt in the morning. It's easy and quick and available anywhere.

Maud Welzen

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

Andy Dick