Quote by Roseanne Barr

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I'v

Summary

This quote sarcastically suggests that the speaker's sole responsibility as a parent is to ensure the survival of their children. It humorously emphasizes a low standard of parenting, implying that as long as the children are still alive, their other needs and well-being are not a concern. It points to a lack of engagement and a neglectful mindset, highlighting a disconnect between being physically present and actively fulfilling parental duties. This quote illuminates the idea that effective parenting encompasses more than just basic survival, emphasizing the importance of nurturing and caring for children's overall development.

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