Roseanne Barr Quotes

A collection of quotes by Roseanne Barr.

Roseanne Barr, born on November 3, 1952, is an American actress, comedian, writer, and television producer. She gained widespread recognition for her groundbreaking sitcom, "Roseanne," which aired from 1988 to 1997. Barr played the lead role of Roseanne Conner, a working-class mother in a fictional Illinois town, and the show tackled various social issues in a comedic yet relatable manner.

Before her success in television, Barr began her career as a stand-up comedian. With her bold and often controversial style, she quickly became known for her sharp wit and no-holds-barred comedic approach. This eventually led to her own self-titled sitcom, "Roseanne," which became a massive hit and earned Barr numerous accolades, including multiple Emmy Awards and a Golden Globe nomination.

Beyond her work on-screen, Barr is also an outspoken activist and advocate for various causes. She has been involved in politics, running for the presidency of the United States in 2012 as the Peace and Freedom Party candidate. Throughout her career, Roseanne Barr has continuously pushed boundaries and challenged societal norms with her unique brand of humor.

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I was completely nuts for most of my life.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is b

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.

Life Hate

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. Whe

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Anger

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

Mom

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

Marriage

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

Hope

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I'v

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

Home

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Power

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

Mom

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Women

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Marriage

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of i

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.

Personality