Quote by Mark Twain

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

Summary

This quote is an ironic statement suggesting that fleas, regarded as tiny and insignificant creatures, are capable of learning just as much as a politician, specifically a Congressman. It highlights the cynicism and skepticism towards politicians, implying that their ability to absorb knowledge or be taught new things is not impressive or superior to that of fleas. The quote plays on the idea that politicians may not always act with intelligence or the best interests of the people in mind. Overall, it humorously undermines the potential intellectual capabilities of politicians.

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Politics

By Mark Twain

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