It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.

There will never be no love at all.

Bob Marley

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

Mark Twain

It often happens that when a person possesses a particular ability to an extraordinary degree, nature makes up for it by leaving him or her incompetent in every other department.

Robert Shea

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield

If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; if you would know, and not be known, live in a city.

Charles Caleb Colton

I bought a house, on a oneway deadend road; I don't know how I got there.

Steven Wright

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

James Thurber

I try to make my life about service, and hope that one day we can all 'see' a little better because God is with everyone and everywhere.

Russell Simmons

If we want to talk about freedom, we must mean freedom for others as well as ourselves, and we must mean freedom for everyone inside our frontiers as well as outside.

Wendell Willkie

In war, there are no winners.

Ramman Kenoun

All poets adore explosions, thunderstorms, tornadoes, conflagrations, ruins, scenes of spectacular carnage. The poetic imagination is therefore not at all a desirable quality in a chief of state.

W. H. Auden

Knowledge conquered by labor becomes a possession - a property entirely our own.

Samuel Smiles