If I was forced to choose between the penitentiary and White House for four years, I would say the penitentiary, thank you.

Has it popular sovereignty not got down as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had starved to death?

Abraham Lincoln

The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.

Oprah Winfrey

I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

Jerry Lewis

As soon as a religion triumphs it has for its enemies all those who would have been its first disciples.

Friedrich Nietzsche

I love collaborating.

Fred Durst

We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile.

Paul Reiser

The popularity of disaster movies expresses a collective perception of a world threatened by irresistible and unforeseen forces which nevertheless are thwarted at the last moment. Their thinly veiled symbolic meaning might be translated thus: We are innocent of wrongdoing. We are attacked by unforeseeable forces come to harm us. We are, thus, innocent even of negligence. Though those forces are insuperable, chance will come to our aid and we shall emerge victorious.

David Mamet

Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.

Oscar Wilde

Success is a journey, not a destination.

Ben Sweetland

Men now monopolize the upper levels depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

Laurence J. Peter

Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.

Jacques Delille

We've turned down multi million dollar films, simply because we liked the film better. We have the luxury to do so - we have projects that make the money, and others that we do for love.

Mark Mothersbaugh