Quote by George Carlin

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should al

Summary

This quote humorously suggests a practical consideration for seating arrangements at a formal dinner party. By stating that the person closest to death should be seated closest to the bathroom, it emphasizes the importance of accommodating the needs and potential emergencies of individuals who may have health conditions or age-related limitations. It serves as a reminder to prioritize the comfort and convenience of all guests, even in light-hearted and unconventional ways.

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By George Carlin

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