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Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?

Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?

Summary

This quote uses colloquial language to humorously describe the uncertainty of the speaker's friend's location during a game of golf. The "bunker" refers to a hazard on the golf course, while the "green" is the putting surface. The speaker playfully questions whether their friend is struggling in a difficult situation (in the bunker) or has successfully reached the favorable destination (on the green). It captures the common golfing dilemma of not knowing where someone's ball has landed, adding a lighthearted touch to the situation.

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