It's funny because it's funny.

He who refuses to learn deserves extinction.

Rabbi Hillel

The essential act of war is destruction, not necessarily of human lives, but of the products of human labour. War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking in the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent.

George Orwell

Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

Mark Twain

Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.

Henry David Thoreau

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a wholepackage of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimesshe has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

Steven Wright

Even with all the documents, you can never forge nature

Auguste Rodin

We tend to be judged because of our actions.

Roxy Writer

This life that has been given to us as a gift, as such a precious gift. To really try to understand it, really try to recognize it, is to me the greatest meditation. Through the media of this Knowledge we can tap into our inner sources that are so beautiful.

Prem Rawat

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

Mark Twain

The commonest fallacy among women is that simply having children makes them a mother - which is as absurd as believing that having a piano makes one a musician.

Sydney J. Harris

Where orthodoxy is optional, orthodoxy will sooner or later be proscribed.

Richard John Neuhaus

The bottom line is that musicians love to make music and always will.

Jennifer Lopez