Quote by Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friend

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the irony and camaraderie among a group of friends. The mention of the friend being a clown suggests that he brought joy and laughter to others. By saying that all the friends attended the funeral in one car, it symbolizes the close bond and unity they shared, emphasizing how their friendship extended beyond just jovial moments. It underscores the depth of their connection and their commitment to paying their final respects collectively as a tight-knit group.

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Humor Funny Car

By Steven Wright

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