I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out.

Jenn Proske

The wish for healing has always been half of health.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to this state, Indiana wouldn't be here. It'd still be waiting for an environmental impact statement.

Ronald Reagan

Only learn to seize good fortune, for good fortune's always here.

Johann von Goethe

I would love to spend all my time writing to you I'd love to share with you all that goes through my mind, all that weighs on my heart, all that gives air to my soul phantoms of art, dreams that would be so beautiful if they could come true.

Luigi Pirandello

It's challenging, but you have to at least try to eat right and exercise.

Joely Fisher

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Fran Lebowitz

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Jon Stewart

After people have repeated a phrase a great number of times, they begin to realize it has meaning and may even be true.

H. G. Wells

I wish developing great products was as easy as writing a check. If that was the case, Microsoft would have great products.

Steve Jobs

So I started chanting when I was nineteen, which was about twelve years ago, and it really had a huge impact on my outlook, happiness, and general creativity.

Duncan Sheik

I don't read reviews because by then it's too late - whatever anyone says, the book won't change. It is written.

Jeanette Winterson