Quote by Steven Wright

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street, and...........ooooohhhhhh, that's much better...

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker's friend is a practitioner of an unconventional form of acupuncture called Voodoo Acupuncture. The speaker implies that by simply walking past their friend while they are practicing, one can unexpectedly experience the healing benefits of this alternative therapy, resulting in a sudden improvement in well-being. The quote emphasizes the playful absurdity of the concept, invoking a sense of humor and lightness.

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By Steven Wright

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