Quote by Steven Wright
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
Summary
This quote is a play on words that humorously suggests that procrastination even extends to the development of physical attributes. It implies that the person mentioned, Winnie, procrastinated in acquiring his birthmark, as if it were a choice or action within his control. The exaggeration highlights the idea of procrastination as a habit or characteristic that can manifest in various aspects of life, even those beyond human control.