Quote by Charlie Sheen
When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.
Summary
This quote humorously expresses the speaker's feeling of helplessness or desperation in a situation. Referring to a quote from Star Wars, the speaker jokingly implies that only superhuman abilities like time travel, speeding up natural processes, or teleportation could truly offer assistance in such circumstances. It emphasizes the speaker's need for substantial help rather than merely superficial offers.