Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.

R. Drabek

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.

Doug Coupland

It is time for parents to teach young people early on that in diversity there is beauty and there is strength.

Maya Angelou

The natural liberty of man is to be free from any superior power on Earth, and not to be under the will or legislative authority of man, but only to have the law of nature for his rule.

Samuel Adams

One of them, for example, which will probably haunt me more than any other is the problem of communication.

Georges Simenon

If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Abraham Lincoln

You change with the guys you date.

Jessica Simpson

Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their several salvations from their piteous and wonderful difficulties without help of mine, for indeed their trouble is sufficient as it is, whereas an I tried to help I should but damage their cause the more and yet mayhap not live myself to see the desolation wrought.

Mark Twain

Such is hope, heaven's own gift to struggling mortals, pervading, like some subtle essence from the skies, all things both good and bad.

Charles Dickens

Don't say a word, I wanna hear love speak.

Tarkan

Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.

George Jean Nathan

My dad is a nurse midwife, one of about only 50 male midwives in the U.S., I think.

Matthew Morrison