Quote by George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul

Summary

This quote is a playful and satirical description of Frisbeetarianism, which is not a actual religious belief but a humorous concept. It suggests that instead of following traditional beliefs about afterlife, Frisbeetarians believe that when they die, rather than ascending to heaven, their souls end up on the roof and become stuck. The quote's intention is to highlight the absurdity of certain religious beliefs by presenting an amusing alternative hypothesis.

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By George Carlin

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