Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

And so I think that if the person has the funds, the network, and the equipment to do this, and also the experience, which is the key factor, then they can be quite deadly.

John Abizaid

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Thomas Tusser

Men lack heart; they would not make a friend of it.

Blaise Pascal

Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and immorality.

Henry Fielding

No one every listened themselves out of a job.

Calvin Coolidge

My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back in 1912...Well, to make a long story short...

Steven Wright

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

William Blake

The pattern's laid out on the bedWith dozens of colors of threadBut you've got the needleI guess that's the point in the end

Amanda Palmer

I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia.

C.S. Lewis

It's always good when women win things in fiction because it tends to be more male-dominated, unlike poetry, which is more equal.

Carol Ann Duffy

The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think.

John Burroughs

Believe me, my children have more stamina than a power station.

Robbie Coltrane