Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

My life is my testimony.

L.M. Fields

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes, surely, truth is closer to imagination or to intelligence, to love than to fact? To be accurate is not to be right.

Shirley Hazzard

When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.

Mahatma Gandhi

It can scarcely be denied that the supreme goal of all theory is to make the irreducible basic elements as simple and as few as possible without having to surrender the adequate representation of a single datum of experience.

Albert Einstein

Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love that makes the world go round.

Lewis Carroll

Sreda

Milan i Stefan

The well adjusted make poor prophets. A pleasant existence blinds us to the possibilities of drastic change. We cling to what we call our common sense, our practical point of view. Actually, these are names for an all-absorbing familiarity with things as they are.... Thus it happens that when the times become unhinged, it is the practical people who are caught unaware...still clinging to things that no longer exist.

Eric Hoffer

No man ever looks at the world with pristine eyes. He sees it edited by a definite set of customs and institutions and ways of thinking.

Ruth Benedict

He was seemingly born not only with a gift for language, but with a particularly nasty clock which makes him go crazy every three years or so.

Kurt Vonnegut

Happiness, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Ambrose Bierce

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race.

Robert W. Service