Quote by Ken Dodd

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- I've got to have them.

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away unti

Summary

This quote reflects the determination and commitment of a performer to entertain their audience. The speaker emphasizes their dedication to holding the attention of a challenging audience by ensuring they laugh seven times every minute. It highlights the importance of humor and the speaker's relentless pursuit of creating a lighthearted atmosphere, implying that they will not give up until they succeed in generating laughter from their audience.

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Comedy

By Ken Dodd

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