Quote by Steven Wright

And when I get real, real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

And when I get real, real bored, I like to drive downtown an

Summary

This quote captures the speaker's unconventional source of entertainment when they become extremely bored. They find amusement in going to the bustling downtown area and deliberately securing a convenient parking spot. By remaining in their car, they find amusement in observing how many people approach them, assuming they are about to vacate the spot. This quote shines light on the speaker's quirky and perhaps mischievous personality, showcasing their unique way of finding amusement in mundane situations.

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Humor Funny

By Steven Wright

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