Quote by Tommy Cooper

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can

Summary

This quote offers a humorous response to someone asking for a ride. The speaker's initial reaction seems to imply that they are offering encouragement or support, suggesting that the person should take charge of their own opportunities and pursue their goals confidently. However, it's apparent that the response is sarcastic and meant to be cheeky, as the speaker's statement contradicts the request for a ride. This quote humorously highlights a brief exchange between two individuals, showcasing wit and playful banter.

By Tommy Cooper

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