Quote by Jason Biggs

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my a

Summary

This quote demonstrates a situation where the speaker is taken aback, leaving them unable to respond in a clever manner. The encounter with the girl in the bar presents an unexpected proposition, symbolized by her wanting to be the speaker's "apple pie." The speaker regrets their inability to craft a witty or suave reply, indicating their surprise and lack of preparedness in such situations. This quote highlights instances where individuals might struggle to respond effectively when caught off guard.

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