Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!

A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home

Summary

This quote humorously highlights a situation where someone receives an invitation to a specific location only to find out upon arrival that there is actually nobody there. It suggests a miscommunication or maybe a prank, illustrating the unpredictability or unreliability of human interactions. The absurdity of the situation adds a lighthearted tone to the quote, making it a comical anecdote.

Topics

Humor Funny

By Rodney Dangerfield

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

I've also seen that great men are often lonely. This is unde

I've also seen that great men are often lonely. This is understandable, because they have built such high standards for themselves that they often feel alone. But that same loneliness is part of their ability to create.

All growth depends upon activity. There is no development ph

All growth depends upon activity. There is no development physically or intellectually without effort, and effort means work.

Calvin Coolidge

Work

Human beings, for all their pretensions, have a remarkable p

Human beings, for all their pretensions, have a remarkable propensity for lending themselves to classification somewhere within neatly labeled categories. Even the outrageous exceptions may be classified as outrageous exceptions!

Humanity

Miracles are merely events that happen just when they are ne

Miracles are merely events that happen just when they are needed.

Inspirational Revelation

Speech is often barren; but silence also does not necessaril

Speech is often barren; but silence also does not necessarily brood over a full nest. Your still fowl, blinking at you without remark, may all the while be sitting on one addled egg...

George Eliot, Felix Holt, ch. 15

Silence

He who thinks a great deal is not suited to be a party man:

He who thinks a great deal is not suited to be a party man: he thinks his way through the party and out the other side too soon.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Man

I had a lot of trouble with engineers, because their whole b

I had a lot of trouble with engineers, because their whole background is learning from a functional point of view, and then learning how to perform that function.

Learning

I am hoping this is my year to have children. I understand t

I am hoping this is my year to have children. I understand that I am possibly more European in my views of marriage. I am not going to say I'm not going to get married, but it's not my priority.

Marriage

...the object of waging a war is always to be in a better po

...the object of waging a war is always to be in a better position in which to wage another war.

War

If my Valentine you won't be,I'll hang myself on your Christ

If my Valentine you won't be,I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

Ernest Hemingway

Christmas Suicide Hanging Christmas Tree Felo De Se Valentine Valentine S Day

Society is like a schoolmaster who estimates boys according

Society is like a schoolmaster who estimates boys according to their conformity to a standard that is easiest for running a school.

Society

Even from their infancy we frame them to the sports of love:

Even from their infancy we frame them to the sports of love: their instruction, behavior, attire, grace, learning and all their words azimuth only at love, respects only affection. Their nurses and their keepers imprint no other thing in them.

Michel de Montaigne

Children