Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My girlfriend was no bargain either. She used to braid her armpits.

My girlfriend was no bargain either. She used to braid her a

Summary

This quote highlights the speaker's negative view of their girlfriend, emphasizing an unattractive and unconventional behavior that the girlfriend engages in. Braiding armpit hair is considered unusual and unappealing by societal standards, suggesting that the speaker's opinion of their girlfriend is not very favorable. The quote implies that the speaker devalues their girlfriend due to this eccentric and unattractive characteristic, presenting a humorous and dismissive tone towards the subject.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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