Girls marry for love. Boys marry because of a chronic irritation that causes them to gravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear properties.

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.

Samuel Goldwyn

What a man can be, he must be. This need we call self-actualization.

Abraham Maslow

We are more prone to generalize the bad than the good. We assume that the bad is more potent and contagious.

Eric Hoffer

One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul.

Johann von Goethe

Why be alone when we can be together babyYou can make my life worthwhileAnd I can make you start to smile

Mr. Big

Most men ebb and flow in wretchedness between the fear of death and the hardship of life; they are unwilling to live, and yet they do not know how to die.

Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

We've lost touch and allowed technology to take precedence over organic nature. But let's not forget that those microchips in our computers came from elements of the earth.

Emilio Estevez

How many movies do you see when you can say this director really knew what film he wanted to make? I can count them on the fingers of one hand.

Gary Oldman

Why not seize the pleasure at once? -- How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation!

Jane Austen

I'm not a marriage expert, quite clearly.

Cathy Freeman

Everything will usually get worse before it gets better, but when it does get better...remember all who put you down and all who helped you up. Forgive but never forget. Let Karma take care of all the rest.

Timothy Pina

I miss my family, and I like being a tourist when I go back.

Tim Roth