Quote by David Brenner

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows

Summary

This quote is a statement about the speaker's preferences or priorities when it comes to finding a partner or engaging in social interactions. It suggests that when the speaker goes to a bar, they are not primarily seeking someone who possesses general knowledge or intelligence, as exemplified by knowing trivia like the capital of Maine. This quote implies that the speaker's focus might be on other qualities or interests they deem more important in a potential romantic partner.

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By David Brenner

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