Which goes to show you, you can make all the laws you want, but you cannot change people's ways. If you must change them, you have to understand that it will take a long time.

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

Jerry O'Connell

We only seem to learn from Life that Life doesn't matter so much as it seemed to do -- it's not so burningly important, after all, what happens. We crawl, like blinking sea-creatures, out of the Ocean onto a spur of rock, we creep over the promontory bewildered and dazzled and hurting ourselves, then we drop in the ocean on the other side: and the little transit doesn't matter so much.

D. H. (David Herbert) Lawrence

A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!

Rodney Dangerfield

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Doug Larson

Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.

John Hodgman

Of the best rulers, The people only know that they exist; the next best they love and praise the next they fear; and the next they revile. When they do not command the people's faith, some will lose faith in them, and then they resort to oaths! But of the best when their task is accomplished, their work done, the people all remark, We have done it ourselves.

LaoTzu

I fully expect to be doing yoga for the rest of my life.

Ali MacGraw

Many families remain for years in the same place, though both husband and wife are sick of it, simply because there is neither complete division nor agreement between them.

Leo Tolstoy

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

Wilson Mizner

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

George William Russell

I had nearly finished school because I was making effort not that bad on that. But there was a law in Germany after the war. You could not make your final examination before 18, so lots of people who were late because of the way had to do it first.

Karl Lagerfeld

But the lover's power is the poet's power. He can make love from all the common strings with which this world is strung.

Amelia Barr