Quote by Steven Wright

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour? Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long...

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who sa

Summary

This quote humorously highlights a disregard for rules and a clever attempt to justify one's actions. The person being pulled over for speeding acknowledges their awareness of the speed limit but dismisses its importance by implying that they were just planning to be on the road for a short duration. This witticism reflects a lighthearted approach, emphasizing the humor in the interaction between the driver and the police officer.

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By Steven Wright

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