I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got thewires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returnedthem to my friend, he said, Hey, these records are all blank.

Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I'm like, 'Whoa, I'm so cool.'

Robert Pattinson

I'm a better coach now than when I joined Celtic. The longer you stay in any job, the better you become. If you lose your drive, your enthusiasm, your imagination, that experience is no good.

Gordon Strachan

Mr. Speaker, I rise today to recognize the Peace Corps as it reached its 45th anniversary on March 1, 2006.

Solomon Ortiz

A best-seller is the golden touch of mediocre talent.

Logan Pearsall Smith

...just friends, over and over you said it again -then you kissed me.

Coco J. Ginger

I wasn't ready for fame and all that brings to your life. It was an amazing experience, but so overwhelming, because no one can tell you beforehand when it will happen or how it will impact you. So no one can tell you how to handle it, being stopped everywhere you go because people saw you on 'Oprah.' It took me over, and I wasn't ready.

Iyanla Vanzant

To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say, is a keen observer of life. The word Intellectual suggests straight away. A man who's untrue to his wife.

W. H. Auden

There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good is the greatest creed.

Woodrow Wilson

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.

Henry David Thoreau

Prove all things, hold fast to that which is true.

Bible

I have not supported same-sex marriage. I have supported civil partnerships and contractual relationships.

Hillary Clinton

When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?

Marilyn Manson