Quote by Steven Wright

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got thewires backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returnedthem to my friend, he said, Hey, these records are all blank.

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got

Summary

This quote highlights a humorous mistake made by the speaker while attempting to tape records onto a cassette. By incorrectly connecting the wires, they unintentionally erased all the records instead. The quote reflects the realization of this mishap when the blank tapes are returned to the friend, leading to a lighthearted reaction from them. It emphasizes the importance of being careful and paying attention to small details to avoid unintended consequences.

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By Steven Wright

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