It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.

Chris Van Allsburg

I lost Susy thirteen years ago; I lost her mother--her incomparable mother!--five and a half years ago; Clara has gone away to live in Europe and now I have lost Jean. How poor I am, who was once so rich! . . . Jean lies yonder, I sit here; we are strangers under our own roof; we kissed hands good-by at this door last night--and it was forever, we never suspecting it. She lies there, and I sit here--writing, busying myself, to keep my heart from breaking. How dazzling the sunshine is flooding the hills around! It is like a mockery. Seventy-four years ago twenty-four days. Seventy-four years old yesterday. Who can estimate my age today?

Mark Twain

Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.

Henri Poincare

We all need ways to express ourselves, and poetry is one of mine.

Jack Prelutsky

Open confession is good for the soul.

Scottish Proverb

There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.

Johann Sebastian Bach

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible

Oscar Wilde

I was actually a bit disappointed about the amount of sex in the show. I think Backus should get out a bit more, get a relationship, perhaps make her a lesbian.

Lexa Doig

The same people who smile in my face would be the same ones to talk behind my back.

Timbaland

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.

Julie Andrews

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity.

Thomas Wolfe

Home life's great, man. The kids are great, happy and healthy. I've reached this sort of wonderful precipice.

Ryan Phillippe