Goodness is the only investment that never fails.

Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious.

George Orwell

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.

Jimmy Fallon

Follow me on a journey into heaven and hell, past angels and devils, into the realm of dreams. That is where our souls go when we sleep, to meet up with our soul mate, to love without abandon, without regret. For in the morning we must return to life and all its painful illusions.

Valya Dudycz Lupescu

I think it's impossible to judge whether another person should come out. You just hope they will on their own time and their own terms.

Billie Jean King

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Charles de Gaulle

They shoulda called me Little Cocaine, I was sniffing so much of the stuff! My nose got big enough to back a diesel truck in, unload it, and drive it right out again.

Little Richard

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Robert Benchley

I think if you left grownups to do what they really actually wanted most in the world to do, every single one of them would lie down and take a nap for the rest of their life. I know this because that's what every grownup does as soon as they're alone.

Orson Scott Card

True humility is intelligent self respect which keeps us from thinking too highly or too meanly of ourselves. It makes us modest by reminding us how far we have come short of what we can be.

Ralph W. Sockman

Why do I have this imagination? It's the only one I've got!

Neil Gaiman

Love - THE FEELING - is a fruit of love, the verb.

Stephen Covey

Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities

George Eliot