Quote by Steven Wright

My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back in 1912...Well, to make a long story short...

My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back i

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The quote suggests that the speaker's grandfather invented Cliff's Notes, a series of study guides. However, instead of providing a detailed explanation about the invention, the speaker chooses to simplify the story by saying, "to make a long story short." This implies that the speaker will not delve into the extensive details and history of the invention but wants to provide a concise explanation or summary.

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By Steven Wright

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