Quote by J.K. Rowling

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle - Flint alongside her - poke him in the eye, Angelina - it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the

Summary

This quote is a humorous and playful commentary on a Quidditch match in the world of Harry Potter. The commentator, Lee Jordan, provides a vibrant and energetic description of the Gryffindor team's possession of the Quaffle. However, when he jokingly suggests Flint poking someone in the eye, he quickly assures the professor that it was all in good fun. The quote captures the liveliness and light-heartedness of the sport, as well as Lee Jordan's enthusiastic style of commentary.

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By J.K. Rowling

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