If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.

Plato

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.

Lewis B Hershey

I made a habit always to hear the Indians; and although they very often lie to me, I do not show them any displeasure for it, for I do not believe them and I do not decide anything until I have found out the truth.

Antonio de Mendoza

My message to anyone who's afraid that they can't write music when they're happy is 'Just trust the passion.' The passion can write a lot of things.

Alanis Morissette

So one begins to wonder what is going to happen to the human race. Technology keeps on advancing with greater and greater power, either for good or for destruction.

David Bohm

People who overly take care of their health are like misers. They hoard up a treasure which they never enjoy.

Laurence Sterne

Nobody has it all, but for me to even come close is amazing.

Adam Levine

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

Steve Jobs

A human action becomes genuinely important when it springs from the soil of a clear-sighted awareness of the temporality and the ephemerally of everything human. It is only this awareness that can breathe any greatness into an action.

Vaclav Havel

If philosophy is practice, a demand to know the manner in which its history is to be studied is entailed: a theoretical attitude toward it becomes real only in the living appropriation of its contents from the texts.

Karl Jaspers

Many forms, sizes and colors, I think there are heroes in sports, in life... It would be cliche to say my dad, my granddad. I think I'm a fan of people who were brave, my aunt, my grandmother, those are my heroes.

George Eads

Let us live while we live.

Philip Doddridge