Quote by Steven Wright

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because thatmeans it's going to be up all night.

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because t

Summary

This quote humorously points out the inconvenience of experiencing a numb or "asleep" foot during the day. It suggests that this sensation could disturb one's sleep at night, emphasizing the frustration it can cause. The quote cleverly plays on the idea that an awake foot at night might disrupt sleep, creating a humorous observation about an everyday nuisance.

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By Steven Wright

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