I hate to say this, but I'll repeat it: After death, all we know that you do is stink.

What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, is much more common where the climate's sultry.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron

The first thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers.

William Shakespeare

We do not succeed in changing things according to our desire, but gradually our desire changes.

Marcel Proust

The day science begins to study non-physical phenomena, it will make more progress in one decade than in all the previous centuries of its existence.

Nikola Tesla

The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will always be useful and which will never grow dim or doubtful.

Mark Twain

We need to shed our unearthly and nonsocial and idealistic and romantic and uber-spiritual visions of kingdom and get back to what Jesus meant. By kingdom, Jesus means: God's Dream Society on earth, spreading out from the land of Israel to encompass the whole world.

Scot McKnight

I am a big believer in women's lib, but I love when a man holds a door for me.

Julianna Margulies

Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge

Erwin Knoll

I don't think I'll ever be able to stay in one place for more than a year or two. It's not in my nature.

Ricky Williams

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

Emily Dickinson

Tomorrow will never call to ask your opinion; you don't control it. Stop allowing today's possibilities to be robbed by tomorrow's insecurities.

Steve Maraboli

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

Irvin S. Cobb