Quote by John Updike, Confessions of a Wi

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the idea that some individuals, particularly men, often rely on the patience and understanding of others to accommodate their needs and behaviors. It suggests that certain individuals can be quite demanding and expectant of the understanding and tolerance of those around them. By equating this patience to the individual's weight, the quote emphasizes the extent to which some people rely on the generosity and forgiveness of others. Ultimately, the quote playfully sheds light on the dynamics of interpersonal relationships and the concept of burdensome behavior.

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By John Updike, Confessions of a Wi

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