Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, Man, I wish I had your willpower.

A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't e

Summary

This quote satirically highlights the speaker's lack of control over their own desires, contrasting it with the homeless person's ability to resist the urge to eat despite being hungry for four days. It underscores the irony of the situation and implies that the speaker sees their own lack of willpower as a weakness compared to the homeless person's display of endurance and self-discipline.

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