In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?!

I found out some really cool ways to swing around the Winchester.

Shane West

But to my mind, though I am native here And to the manner born, it is a custom More honoured in the breach than the observance.

William Shakespeare

Go on and increase in valor for this is the path to immortality.

Virgil

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

Doug Horton

How could you tell how much of it was lies? It might be true that the average human being was better off now than before the Revolution. The only evidence to the contrary was the mute protest in your own bones, the instinctive feeling that the conditions you lived in were intolerable and that at some other time they must have been different. It struck him that the truly characteristic thing about modern life was not its cruelty and insecurity, but simply its bareness, its dinginess, its listlessness. Life, if you looked about you, bore no resemblance not only to the lies that streamed out of the telescreens, but even to the ideals that the Party was trying to achieve. Great areas of it, even for a party member, were neutral and nonpolitical, a matter of slogging through dreary jobs, fighting for a place on the Tube, darning a worn-out sock, cadging a saccharine tablet, saving a cigarette end. The ideal set up by the Party was something huge, terrible, and glittering--a world of steel and concrete, of monstrous machines and terrifying weapons--a nation of warriors and fanatics, marching forward in perfect unity, all thinking the same thoughts and shouting the same slogans, perpetually working, fighting, triumphing, persecuting--three hundred million people all with the same face.

George Orwell

The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born and never stops working until you get up to speak in public.

Patricia Ann Ball

God in his wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

Ogden Nash

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

Russell Baker

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

Terry Pratchett

Craft must have clothes, but truth loves to go naked.

Thomas Fuller

A Prayer For My SonBuild me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid; one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory

General Douglas MacArthur

My biggest regret is putting my body through fad diets - Atkins, cleanses, the hCG diet.

Jennie Garth